Gold Rolling Papers - Movie Inspiration
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Do you belong to the type of people, who can’t get enough attention? Who are constantly in the need to have all eyes on them when entering a room? Are you considered a trendsetter within your social micro cosmos, coming up with the newest gadgets, fanciest sneakers, coolest shades, and dopest parties in town (or do you think at least you are)? Do you enjoy listening to yourself how you kick knowledge about the latest trending artists to listen to and festivals to visit? Well, the time has come to shut up and leave the talking to Goldfinger Papes!
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For those of you who have seen one of the better James Bond movies, called Goldfinger, and featuring the notorious villain Auric Goldfinger, we’d like to remind you what he said about gold shortly before almost cutting Sean Connery in half with a laser:
This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I’ve been in love with its color… its brilliance, its divine heaviness.
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Our song recommendation to listen to when using Goldfinger Papes comes from Mrs. Goldfinger Shirley Bassey.
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